can i win the heart of a girl with food, or does it only work with guys?
today’s date is 11/12/13 and that is very satisfying to me
*everyone else cringes at america*
stay up late with me and talk about the meaning of life and make out with me
a guy i know saw this and he waited until like midnight to message me on facebook with “whats the meaning of life” and i was like yeah thats smooth as fuck man i like your style
today he came to my house and made out with me so the moral of the story is always make text posts when youre sad and tired because it got me a boyfriend